if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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another venue around me is shutting down. bummer.

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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I need another good anime to watch. Preferably one on Netflix. Help.


dear diary,

4/20 is coming to an end.

i have burned everything in my sight today. my laptop, my phone, my car, even my house.

i cannot stop,

i must blaze it.